monkee

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

number1slut:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

please take me instead i am crying cuddle me

nevver:

There’s a forest shaped like Minnesota in Minnesota.

nevver:

There’s a forest shaped like Minnesota in Minnesota.

skullcrumpet:

if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore

fatandfabulousmermaid:

This is such harsh advice until you realize it’s the truth